The highly anticipated ultimate wish-fulfillment video game, “Date Everything!”, originally set to release on October 24, has been delayed until Valentine’s Day 2025. Developed by Team17 and Sassy Chap Games, this cheekily bizarre romantic sim allows players to date household objects using magical glasses called the “Dateviator”. Each object, such as a laundry hamper, vacuum cleaner, or even existential dread personified as “Doug”, has its own unique personality and branching storylines. Players can choose between Love, Friend, or Hate relationships with these objects, with each choice impacting the critical path of the game. Despite the delay, fans can still look forward to the game’s release on February 14, 2025, on Switch, PS5, Xbox Series X/S, and PC.
